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Carter has said some things that I want to remember. Some of them funny some of them mean. (Sigh)
"Mommy, you sure bought a lot of groceries!"
Me: Did I?
Carter: "yes, I confess it!
Carter: Mommy your fired!
Me: From being your Mom?
C: Yup
Me: Who will be your new Mom
C: Just Grandma
A few minutes later C: Now your not fired just Ratatouille was fired.
Me: Grab his arm and say "you better not hit Paige"
C: Rolls his eyes and says "I am sick of this"
Me: Get in your booster seat right now
C: Your a mean Mommy
(Isn't he a little young to be starting this?)
Me: No more running away at the store. What if a bad guy gets you?
C: Get over here so I can spank your fanny, one, two, three.
C: (In the car) I dropped my toy, get it.
Me: Once we stop, I can't now.
C: That's it you lost your privilege, no more Mommy and Daddy movies for you!
Comes into my room in the morning says "can I have cereal?"
Me: Yes as soon as you get dressed.
C: (rolls his eyes and dramatically flops his hands in the air)"for the love!"
He frequently sees something and says "oh my heck, or holy cow!"
Sigh! What am I to do with this crazy boy!?
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